Dear Santa: I have been a good girl all year long, I rescue kitties and help old ladies cross the street. I really do deserve bright shiny gifties like this book press.

Dear Satan : please get me this book press i saw on Etsy, I have been a wicked ill tempered woman who brings mayhem and chaos wherever I go, and will no doubt continue to do so for many years to come.

I like to cover all my bases. 8)