stupid human tricks • The British teacher jailed in Sudan for letting her students name a teddy bear Muhammad as part of a writing project arrived home Tuesday after being pardoned. Funny i have met a lot of GUYS named Muhammed . . . do their parent’s get a death penalty too? I’m just saying – cause you know a lot of guys are called Jesus too.

value added • Auctioneers are claiming the image of a priest executed for treason over the Gunpowder Plot has appeared on a 17th century book thought to be bound in his skin. Yeah right – and I hear you can get spray on hair in a can.

unpatriotic activities • Federal prosecutors have withdrawn a subpoena seeking the identities of thousands of people who bought used books through online retailer Amazon.com. Oh puhleese, can this administration GET any stupider? I mean seriously if you want to do shit like this you have to start locking up those liberal judges. I mean if you WANT to recreate 1930’s Fascist Germany and FIND your enemies and destroy people’s free will, this kowtowing to the judicial system has really got to stop. Quick someone send Cheney a copy of Mein Kampf and some Machiavelli . . . oh no wait, that’s redundant.

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