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Schrödinger’s cat is dead

Tshirt from Splitreason.com Election recounts are a real world demonstration of the Schrödinger’s cat theory. The ballots are cast, but the result doesn’t become reality until you count them. The original machine count had a spread of 28 votes, the recount increased it to 34. Things did not go as planned for my guy. It […]

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as seen on TV

okay okay…i know this was a waste of money even before i watch this really damning video..but seriously i wanted one… i wanted to play with it. Due to overexposure on daytime and midnight tv, i guess everyone else wants one too…i chalk it up to fear…all of a sudden our world is filled with […]

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NFS

Can someone tell me WHY people keep asking me to sell my truck? don’t get me wrong, if i thought i’d get enough to buy a NEW truck…or a less old truck, I would sell in a heartbeat, but basically an old truck is an old truck. Perhaps they think i am driving this because […]

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sniffed out a solution

Send Later 3 extension for the Thunderbird email. Send Later does exactly what it is supposed to do, schedule emails so that they are send out at a later point in time. You have two options. It can highjack the Send button to display a send later menu on every send, or be used via […]

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okay so i lied

I don’t know if it is stress or self indulgence..both i expect, but lately my rationalization gear has been in overdrive and i have been buying whatever strikes my fancy. i am going through a crisis free patch of my life these last few weeks and i think that i can’t handle ‘down’ times. My […]

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new eyes

this is weird, i should have bought half lenses…basically everything within 24 inches is magnified..and everything outside of that range is drunken coke bottle viewing. good thing i have had some experience with that viewing. so these are spending quite a bit of time on the end of my nose…i must start practising my PEER […]

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well this explains a lot….

TOM WAITS “God’s Away On Business” I’d sell your heart to the junkman baby For a buck, for a buck If you’re looking for someone To pull you out of that ditch You’re out of luck, you’re out of luck The ship is sinking The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There’s leak, there’s […]

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Sunday comic

the local coffee shop added live music rickie lee jones wanna bee to their weekend menu, considering how completely dead our downtown is, it is no wonder. Sunday night the crowd is less than Spartan. What it is drawing is folks with preteens and no ideas what to do with them. Fair enough, god knows […]

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a day in the life

9:30AM – Made a guest appearance at the Bradford Rail Trail cleanup, I could only spend an hour getting dirty and saying hi – they had a great turn out about 40 people were working. Then I headed home to clean up and stuff a cat into a carrier. 11:00AM – set up for adoptions […]

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mad for angry birds

i am not sure if i like the game as much as the concept. But i shure do wish i had disposable income, i would buy all of these angry birds stuffies…they are adorable. perhaps they are meant to use in a live action angry bird game….i could easily see tossing them around the living […]

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