cultivating potatoes

JC Penny Toddler’s Recliner
$129.99 Toddlers will love a chair of their own for reading, playing or watching videos. Hand crafted pine wood for sturdy construction. Seat height from floor is 10″. Ages 2-9 years. Denim is cotton, leopard print is polyester, beige is vinyl. Woven polyester back. Polyurethane fill. Surface clean only. 18¾x24½x28″H. USA.

I am not sure what it is that disturbs me most about this picture perhaps it is the fact that CHILDREN DON’T NEED RECLINERS! . . . I probably would have thought it was just darling if the child had been picture holding a freaking book. I mean all children should have a reading chair, even if it’s a bean bag – a special REMOTE CONTROL LESS spot on the planet they can call their own . . . but to cultivate couch potatoes at such a young age cannot POSSIBLY be healthy – and I imagine this a benefit of having ringside seats at the decline and fall of a civilization.

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