topic – spam worthy of a being made into a film.

I don't know if this will make it through the spam filters..
but this one i actually enjoyed reading if that's the right word for it.

It is blatantly spamtastic, completely disreputable, but lets the mind
wander into the movie plot zone.
How does a Marine Captain get 21 million dollars that isn't stolen? and
isn't dangerous?
I found using the word 'evacuate' to describe the proposal is
hysterically funny.

Perhaps this is from that 12 billion in cash we stuff into containers
and shipped to Iraq in the early days
to buy the help of local warlords?
and this guy just happened to have find some leftovers?
I am dying to know what the next step is…do i send money to cover the
shipping of this cash?
how big a pile is 21 million? will it fit in a couple of suitcases?

I just figured i'd share..because as despicable as this is, they are
getting a lot more clever
gone are the days when wealthy widows were trying to escape African
death gangs.

> Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you
> as a huge surprise,I am Capt. Justin Martell, a U.S Marine, serving
in the
> 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment which Patrols the Anbar province,
> Iraq. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up
> courage to contact you.
> I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $21,580,000 (Twenty
> One Million Five Hundred And Eighty Thousand US Dollars) to the States or
> any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your
> care until I complete my service here. This is not a stolen money and
> there are no dangers involved. Contact me via my private email:
> cxxxxxx, so that I can furnish you with more
> details.
> Respectfully,
> Capt. Justin Martell
> United States Marine Corps. IRAQ.

j. godsey

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