So i woke up in at 4 am the other day and started typing…i had this idea for another ‘book’ — i don’t know why i insist on putting book in quotes or calling them anything else. But i’m a tech writer i LIKE writing instructions, and my brain thinks BOOKS should be something more than that. Whatever..i started typing an outline for a book of information i wish i had when i was 17/18. Stuff that i had to learn along the way, and felt like a goof for not knowing. it started off with stuff like Change a tire, balance a checkbook and has spun out of control into something a bit more. right now a lot of chapters are blank, i did have some material i could work into it. But I am doing a lot of stream of consciousness typing to get it on the page. I have a lot of researched practical information to work into my opinionated text.
Working retail bookselling for 15 years and then all my crappy oddjobs I got to see a lot of X gen, Y gen and millenials….They are hitting the market and still living in mom’s basement comfortably playing with their WII and W.O.W. , while having absolutely no intention of changing their lifestyle just because a calendar is telling them to grow up. Fine. So far the working title of my next book is called ‘How to Fake Being an Adult’ at least that’s the title it has right now. When I get to the end It may have another but I’m partial to that one.
This section I wrote a few minutes ago – it’s just a draft. But you get the idea of what i’m writing:
Drinking — Adults don’t like drunks, not tipsy, not I’m-gonna-be–sober-in-two-hours but flat out everything’s funny, including breaking things drunk. Drinking is fine, for most people it is a pleasurable social exercise, but overdrinking is frowned upon.
- Adults view drunks as a problem. Adults don’t like problems.
- Drunks can’t be controlled or predicted, they have surrendered their judgment.
- They are hazardous and break things by accident.
- They are potentially dangerous, not just driving.
- Drunks can hurt themselves and not even realize it.
- Someone has to elect to ‘parent’ them until they are back into a safe environment, hopefully their own home.
- Congratulations you have now ruined your evening and everyone elses.
Find your limit, stay under it. Hit it and stop.
If you and your friends are having a great evening IN, sitting on the floor drunkenly solving the problems of the world. Great. Take responsibility for your condition. Sit or sleep there until you are sober. They won’t mind. Hosts are responsible for the condition of the guests. Overserving, can bite them in the ass too.
My last two Digital Books are still selling nicely for absolutely free at Smashwords. Between the two of them they have over 150 downloads. You would think that would translate into some reviews …but it doesn’t. Sooner or later I will mark them to .99 cents which should slow down the downloads considerably. But I was hoping I would have a few reviews.